Bat Pussy (1973)

Director: ???

Starring: ???

More info: IMDb

Plot: Bat Pussy, a female superhero, defends Gotham City from a middle-aged couple making a pornographic film.

My rating: 5/10

Will I watch it again? That's a tough one...

Many years ago I traded movies with people all over the globe. I saw this title on someone's list and that's all I needed to know that I wanted it. HOLY...FUCKING...SHIT! This is the most bizarre and inept porn I've ever seen. As a XXX rated movie, it's got to be one of the worst ever made. It's pitifully done. The two leads (not including Bat Pussy herself) are terrible. It looks like a drunken Jerry Lee Lewis trying to get it on with a drunken broad from The B52s. It's unbelievable. You really have to see this to believe it. All they do is insult each other while trying to fuck. Wait. Who am I kidding. He doesn't fuck anyone due to his limp dick. He's probably got whiskey dick from all the booze he downed to have enough courage to get naked. He does eat her out quite a bit telling her sweet nothings. Some kind soul took the time to put some audio on YouTube (don't pay attention to the video as it's got nothing to do with anything). Listen to it and try and marry the following images to it.

"Please don't make me sing Love Shack again, baby."

Is that a tattoo of a cock and balls on his ass?



But the reason to watch this isn't entirely for the biggest train wreck in porn. No. It's getting to experience the outrageously fun antics of Bat Pussy.

Uh-oh. Someone's trying to make a bad porno. Better change into my alter ego, Bat Pussy!



To the Bat bouncy ball thing!


But wait! There's a woman in trouble!






Just doin' my job, miss!







Every 10 minutes or so we get a break from the shitty porn to a couple minutes of Bat Pussy and then back to more shitty, yelling, redneck porn. This goes on for about a half hour when finally Bat Pussy shows up to thwart their evil plans. In an effort to stop it she joins them for a 3-way of bad, shitty, swearing porn which goes on for 15 minutes and then it's over. Fade to black. There's no music during the porn segments (thankfully, because you really don't want to miss a single word of priceless dialogue) but the travel music for Bat Pussy is awesome!


It's something that you have to see at least once in your life. It's a fucked up piece of work. The Bat Pussy/non-porn scenes are so funny I edited out those scenes into a 5:45 clip of pure hilarity to show at parties. Not a dry eye in the house. Just get a load of this...