Sunday, July 25, 2010

Don't Go in the House (1980)


Director: Joseph Ellison

Starring: Dan Grimaldi

More Info: IMDB

Tagline: If you do...then don't say we didn't warn you.

Plot: A disturbed young man who was burned as a child by his sadistic mother stalks women with a flamethrower.



My Rating: 3/10

Would I watch it again? Uh-uh

#24 on Dusk to Dawn Drive-In Trash-o-Rama Show Vol. 1 (part of the TRAILER TRASH PROJECT)


When the opening credits only list three actors before moving on to the behind the camera credits and that film isn't MOON (2009), you know you're in trouble.

DON'T expect more than ONE on-screen kill!

DON'T expect much nudity!

DON'T expect quality acting (the lead actor, Grimaldi, is the worst offender of the bunch)!

DON'T expect anything more than a shitty synth score!

DON'T watch this movie!









Gotta love that 70's burning bush!

Seriously. This is just boring. The first kill is fucking awesome but the others aren't even shown. I realize he kills them the same way each time and it's the thrill of the hunt and all but still. It's a one-way ticket to Yawnsville and your captain is the very dull, Dan Grimaldi. Fly this one into the side of a mountain and burn. It's a fantastic looking print, though.

1 comment:

  1. "It's an year that I told you that you have to shave your pussy, now I'm tired and I'll do it in this way!"

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